Is my bag gay?

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Last week I bought a new suitcase. This was long overdue. I had been using a “cute” little black carry-on for the last year and change that Kari bought from Target for $30. In hindsight, it’s remarkable it lasted as long as it did. I took it with me to London and it sadly didn’t even make it home.

I have now “swung the other way” and am sporting a brand new top-of-the-practical-line Victorinox carry-on. After reading reviews of various suitcases here and here, I decided that my luggage had to meet the following criteria:

1. It had to be a carry-on, since I trust the airlines about as far as I can throw them.
2. It had to be tough, since I travel 10-15 times a year.
3. It had to be versitle, expanding so I can use it as checked baggage, should the need arise.
4. It had to have hard sides, to keep all my pretty gadgets safe.
5. It had to be priced between $250 and $350.
6. Wheels would be nice.
7. It had to have high-quality ruberish wheels

The bag I found ended up having a bonus feature, that I simply LOVED: It’s TEAL!

So here’s what I need you, my esteemed, educated, and tolerant readers to tell me: Is my bag as gay as Dumbledore (Don’t tell Kari, she doesn’t know yet!) or is it as straight as Brandon Sherman (OK, maybe Bradon’s not the model of heterosexuality…).

Vote below in the comments…