Robertson’s legs may spawn Tsunami

Posted by Lach on May 25th, 2006
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Pat Robertson can reportedly leg press over one ton. That’s right, 2,000 pounds on the leg press

Rumor has it, Pat will be vacationing in Hawaii this year, which has local geologists concerned. In a twist of irony, experts warn that if Pat Robertson were to kick his legs as hard as he could while swimming, his legs could spawn a massive Tsunami that would be slated to hit the coast of the Pacific Northwest hours later, likely without warning.

Washington State Department of Emergency Management reports that in such a disaster, Bellingham will actually be hit the hardest.

Go buy some tarp and duct tape! Pat’s self-fulfilling prophecy is a-comin!

Thanks, Deadspin.

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Otis said,

May 25, 2006 @ 12:31 pm

So Pat Robertson can do this? And can single press almost double this? That’s a crazy dude. As someone suggested over on Deadspin, maybe they meant that he could press 2,000 pounds as in the money. I can believe that.

Some bodybuilder doing 1,015 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVtTQsFZGn0&search=legpress

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